Healing modalities

With a name like KnowMyStuff and your post I assume you chose it ironically, just as I actually know nothing about parachuting. I just hope those people you’ve “treated” are equally imaginary.

Also, Military Dopers, I’m having a spot of bother with a [del]grunt[/del] Specialist of eight years’ experience having such a variety of postings. Should I be suspicious?

And, Shodan, a week? I’m betting on no more posts at all.

ETA: I have several 9v batteries and some wire. All I need is a few Altoids tins and I can get into business myself!

Balls. Complete and utter balls.

As XKCD reminds us: killing a sample of cancerous tissue is easy; killing cancerous tissue and not killing everything around it is hard.