Ideally suited for the members of this board, I think it is time we practiced and ensured this sport is eligible for the next Olympics: Beer Pong !
I thought the official sport of the board is Doperball.
Is anything that like Calvinball?
Is that anything. Shush, all of you, bow before my greatness. 
First one to find twelfth base gets a Ghost Point and a Get Out of Jail Free Cars!
Anything but Beer Pong. It’s like Quarters with corporate sponsorship. It leads inexorably to good old-fashioned dartboards being converted to those electric GooberDarts machines.
The official sport is, indeed, Doperball. No way can it be Beer Pong. There’s a significant portion of us who think beer is vile, where Doperball doesn’t need anything to make it weirder.