Doperball VII -- The Game Rooming

Ahhh, what a lovely day. Unseasonably warm, a few puffy white clouds in the sky, and 1,200 square yards of open field spread out before us.

It’s time to add a new chapter to the continuing history of great Doperball matches!

Rookie players, read carefully – Doperball veterans, it’s been a year…time to brush up on the rules:

<TWEEEEEEEEEEEEEET!!>

Game on!

Woohoo!

:waits for the kickoff:

:grabs the ball out of the air, runs off with it, and throws it to…:

(Oops, I already broke a rule. It was just to fix formatting, honest!)

First team infraction gets let off with a warning. After this, I start randomly opening the trapdoors hidden on the field.

Me I’ll take it make a couple of amazing jukes and hopefully a team mate will catch this . . .

…steps in front of **Oredigger77’s ** teammate and snags it with jacket.

Puts jacket back on and aims at…

Wait, I am **Oredigger77’s ** teammate.

Aw, crap. :smack:

Eddie snatches the ball in his Speedo suit and swims down field, then passes off to…

Ooo…and Edward The Head prevents Team 1 from hooking up for the two-pointer…

The ball bounces off me as I’m hitting on the cheerleaders, but I grab it before it hits the ground…I’m eyeing Edward with an annoyed expression as I toss the ball to…

…this DoperBall neophyte, who impresses nobody with a clumsy attempt at a rolling somersault pass to…

Eddie again, this time wearing his goggles and swim cap so he can see better. He breast kicks it to…

NAF with the interception! Trying to get team 1 on the score board he passes it off to…

me? Come on, someone on our team, score! :throws it to:

Eddie once again, this time in a water polo outfit. come one guys I need some help out here. I can only swim for so long! He throws it to…

Interception after a display of agility to awe the crowds the ball is passed . . .

<low whistle>

Man, Eddie looking to nail down Defensive MVP honors early…

And no play there, Oredigger – remember, you have to mention by name or quote the person from whom you’re getting the ball.

Dammit, Eddie, quit hitting me with the ball! Try throwing it to your own team for a change!
tosses the ball in the air in a huff

Out of no where, Maxx grabs the alley-oop and pitches a tight spiral to…

I’d like to throw it to my own team but they don’t seem to have gotten out of the locker room yet. I think one of them said it’s too cold. Anyway…

Eddie grabs the ball yet again, this time in gymnastic tights. Wonders if this is the real reason there’s no team here. Then throws the ball to…