Wally, we would never let you slip across the border… we want you here all to ourselves!
We are, each of us angels with only one wing,and we can only fly by embracing one another
Take care.Report back.
You know how special and important you are to all of us, especially me, so I wont go on and on about it.
Now, for the practical stuff:
Get a magic marker and write clearly on all limbs: DO NOT CUT HERE!
On little MrWally (your penis) try to write something too,but something that wont take up alot of room (rotflmfao). Maybe a post-it note would be better!.
Draw lots of arrows and stuff to where they are supposed to operate. You dont wanna wake up circumsized, vasectomized, with half a spleen, and only one kidney.
Tip the doctors and other staff -BEFORE- the surgery.
and lastly, show Mrs Wally how to post/email and make her promise to report to us when you are out of surgery.
we will be worried ya know, sniff ya putz.
Little Mr.Wally?
Oh yeah?
I wouldn’t be surprised if one of the nurses said, “Look at this guy! He’s got three legs!”
Kelli, stop it. I can hear you laughing from here.
Voted as: The poster you’d most like to meet.
I demand a recount.
Cristi, just a few more days and you can change your sig back.
Love ya.
Voted as: The poster you’d most like to meet.
I demand a recount.
Thanks Waly, but I don’t think I will.
Hey…here’s something you can do while you recuperate! Think me up a nifty new sig! Yeah! 
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Wally. Wally. Wally.
Did I spell it right that time? Geez.
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Best Wishes in the surgery Wally, I’m sure everything will go well. I know all your witticisms will be missed here while you’re gone, so get well soon!
Yeah, good luck Wally, but just in case - who gets your stereo?
How do you know Kells?
Wally, take care bro, see ya back soon. Don’t forget to hug the pillow. 
“Don’t bother to pack your bags, Or your map.
We won’t need them where we’re goin’,
We’re goin’ where the wind is blowin’.”
Best wishes for a speedy recovery!
Manny, I don’t recall getting a memo on this. Am I out the loop again, or has California seceded without my noticing?
I am a redhead, you see, and I do not tempt. I insist. -Cristi
I just want to remind you that you do have responsibility to recover fully and quickly, as you are Poster You Most Want to Meet. You need to be up and about for your autograph signings that I’ve already scheduled for around the continent.
So get better quickly!!
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Wally, been there, done that, piece of cake!
It’s a fairly common surgery these days, I’m sure you’ll do just fine.
Jack
Wally,
As a fellow Canuck and recent surgery patient, I know that you will be well taken care of and wish you a speedy return to our warm embrace here at the SDMB.
Bonne Chance, mon ami.
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Best of luck Wally, may you have a speedy and complete recovery. We’ll be here waiting for you.
I’ve learned that if someone says something unkind about me, I must live so that no one will believe it.
Hey, Wally, beaming best wishes, positive vibes and assorted good will your way. Do NOT pinch the nurses; they can do things with cathaters you don’t even want to think about.
Rest up, get well quickly and get back here to the board. In case you haven’t figured it out yet, lotsa folks here think you hung the moon and the stars. We’re pulling for you, kid.
Veb
Best of luck pal. You’ll be back here putzin’ them trolls in notime though.
I wish you and your family lots of strength - and good health. You, mr. WallyM7, kick ass like few people on these premises.
Veel sterkte, en van harte beterschap!
Coldfire
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- Neil Peart, Rush (1993)
Best wishes and good luck, Wally. I will be thinking of you on your big day. Take care. 
Good Luck Wally. Thoughts and prayers are with you. If Canadian hospital food is anything like US hospital food you’ll need all the prayers you can get.
SDMB’s oldest living female!
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