Heather Locklear is back on the market

Just saw the Simpsons’ episode that takes place in the future where Lisa almost gets married to the English guy, and on TV they have a warning about “Healther Locklear Fortensky” remaining at large. GO LARRY!!!

i’ll consider it “tenderized” or “aged”

i’ll consider it “tenderized” or “aged”

…it’s still “plunge-worthy”

(why is it i’m prone to double and triple posting? i really need to work on my dope-ettiquette)

“Plunge” being the key word. Bring your own 2x4.