It really hasn’t been a good year for celebrity marriages.CNN is reporting that Heather Locklear has filed for divorce from rocker hubby, Richie Sambora. I don’t know why this surprises me, but it does.
DAMN! Another Reply becomes hamster fodder!!!
She’s mine! I called it!
Dude, she’s 45 years old.
(Still good-lookin’, though.)
So odd… I swear that woman has been looking the exact same way, from her Dynastydays in 1981 to now. And she’s only 44?
It’s uncanny.
She’s a vampire.
(I’d still hit it, though.)
hit it?
…dude, i’d friggin destroy it…
you know how sweet it’d be to have that on your sexual resume?
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Teeth look good…hooves look good…yeah, she’s a mite swaybacked, but she’d be a nice comfortable ride.
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Hm, I wonder who Richie screwed.
Himself apparently. He’s in for a shcok when he starts looking for a new bimbo and discovers that groupies aren’t looking for a guy who hasn’t had a hit since 1992.
i dunno. i can see richie sambora still living off residual ass.
there are enough teenage-mid twentysomething gals that know of and like bon jovi-ish music.
then again, hasn’t richie had his fair share? not that if i were him, i’d just pack it in…but wondering about his sexual welfare is like wishing a pint of whiskey on an alcoholic.
Quick! Call William Shatner and James Darren!! Now is the time for that TJ Hooker reunion!!!
Huh. Just the other day after some IMBD-ing I was thinking how nice it was that they’d been together so long. Go fig.
Christie Brinkley has been photographed in Cover Girl ads for about 30 years. She
's in her mid 50’s and has been featured in brand new Cover Girl ads. She doesn’t look any different from phots taken from when she was in her 20’s as far as I can tell.
I really am surprised that they’re divorcing. Whenever she was interviewed, she always talked about how romantic he was and that he’d write her poetry. I guess I kinda bought into their romance and believed that they could beat the celebrity marriage odds.
Heather Locklear is back on the market?
Oh boy!
Sheryl Crow is, too!
Now, son, put the penis down and back away slowwwly…
Well, it is well used and worn-in…
I think they’d make a lovely couple. Especially if they make out in public a lot.
[Jayne Cobb] I’ll be in my bunk. [/Jayne Cobb]
Yeah, I became aware of this right after they decided to divorce.
Damn, I wish she’d just quit calling me and get on with her life! 