I just went back and looked at the OP. ::Emily Litella:: “Never mind.”
:o
First get the book. Then start frosting the bishop…
Wow if I were their father, I’d really be concerned about those kids.
2 teenage sons who are offended by lesbian sex ? What the heck is wrong with them?
Their father should saturate his kids with issues of Penthouse (sadly no longer publishhed) Club and other magazines, Internet porn and setting a television schedule that would include watching the movies they show on Cinemax and Showtime at 2:00 am.
That’s what I’d do.
I actually have a copy of the book in question. I’d say over two-thirds of it could be used as a general guide on how to give a woman pleasure without using a penis. It probably ought to be required reading for every heterosexual teenage boy.
Well she had a hard time thinking of a woman not as interested in Abert’s cock as she was (that royal slut).
When I think of all the people I have come across iin my life…and all the people who have come across me…
Actually, they’re variant names for the same place. You know, like Holland and the Netherlands, or China and Japan.
Penthouse still publishes. It went into bankruptcy in 2003, but corporations do that all the time without shutting down operations.
I’m still laughing!!!
Yeah, but you’ll probably need a spoon. (A ladle might be a little conspicuous in a public library.)
Maybe they were looking up militant lesbian academies?
If that tickles your fancy, I suggest renting Hedwig and the Angry Inch, where you can find that joke and many more, now for the low price of $19.99, a 30 DOLLAR value!
From the initial link
That, or she decided that making life safe for religious fanatics was getting too silly.
HRH Royal Slut if you don’t mind
Have some respect
No spoon, no ladle, just a piece of blotting paper
Hey we fought a war…two…so we wouldn’t have to have respect .
Can I call her HRH Lusty Wench?
I own a copy of The Whole Lesbian Sex Book. It’s mostly text; there isn’t more than one or two pictures per chapter. The pictures are drawings, not photographs, and they tend to be showing positions, not close-ups of girl parts. If you just flipped through the book, you might not even find a picture- you’d have to sit down and turn every page in order to see any images that might traumatize you even a little bit.
One thing that might be traumatic is that the artist makes an effort to make the drawings look like a variety of real women, rather than idealized women, so they include women of color, fat ladies, tatooed punk ladies, butch women, and so forth.
It’s all very tasteful, and I don’t think that this library is going to find what they seem to be looking for, a lesbian sex manual which doesn’t have pictures or descriptions of lesbians having sex.
Oh go on then seeing as how it’s you
One of my all time fave words that, “Wench”…brilliant
:eek: Hang the fiend!
Well, her business is probably less frustrating than having to defend the library’s support of free speech against these fanatical morons. I’m not surprised that they had a book on lesbian sex in a library, regardless of the location; the whole purpose of a library is to be a repository of information for the public.
Stoopid father and his ridiculous idea to sue a library. :rolleyes: He’d probably bitch and moan if that particular branch (and others) started closing because of the legal costs incurred in his lawsuit. “Where are my kids gonna get to see free books on Proper Things now?!?”