Ah, yes, fiends are wonderful things to have. They keep you on your toes, though, don’t they? 
Thank you for the enlightenment on that. Makes me think of a somewhat pricier wine I’ve seen around here: Rotting Grapes. Goes for roughly $11 CAD a bottle, which I think is about $5 USD.
Ah, the George Foreman Mean-Lean-Fat-Reducing-Machine! What a wonderful appliance this is. Grill up a hamburger in three minutes, throw it on some wheat toast with a little BBQ sauce and some American cheese. Cook a second one whilst eating the first one. Grab a soda and eat it over the sink. Wipe it down when done. Dinner and cleaned up in less than 10 minutes!