Hell and tarnation!!

I disappear for a bit and Euty and Ike defect and become supreme Dopers for some fru-fru, artsy-schmartsy “Cafe Society.”

I know your black hearts. You ain’t pullin’ the wool over these salty eyes. What is this, some plan to lure hotties into your realm of influence?

If so, can I join?

Like you need help getting the hotties.