Hell o' Weenies (October Mini-Rants)

I chose to respond here instead of the ATMB thread. Because what I want to say is, first, that no one doubts that you were sober, given that the constraints of your (prior) occupation and your general demeanor on this board are suggestive of an excess of sobriety. What I will call into question is your claim to recreational indulgence in Caesars. I believe this to be a mythology expressly constructed to try to endear yourself to Canadians, in anticipation of rising sea levels, soaring temperatures, and the proliferation of MAGAts eventually making your own domicile uninhabitable. There is no need for this obsequiousness, however, as I will happily vouch for you as a worthy climate/political refugee. :wink: