I think we should get Ed to create “Gold Dong Member” classification.
But I think it should be really expensive. Couple of hundred a year, at least, maybe more.
Really.
Tris
Did anybody notice that guy only used one comma in the whole thread. I think he needs to meet that other non-hip poster that we all loved so much. Between the two of them they might actually type something legible.
Gold dongs? indeed :rolleyes:
Nor enough to get me to let someone attach an electrode to mine.
And as we’re a hive mind, I agree with everything Matt said.
Now we will all chant: One of us, one of us… gooble gobble until you become one of the collective.
Does that mean for the low, low price of $5, the OP could have a primo Crysolite Cock Member classification?
Celery.
Back 'atcha.
Come on, man, live up to your username!
Actually, I remember there was a guy in my physics class in high school who aimed a Tesla coil at his wiener. Not too smart, that one.
I was gonna say carrots. 
“Cool,” of course, is in the eye of the hipster making the judgement. Depending upon your interests and level of inquisitiveness, SDMB may or may not be for you. Lord knows, it’s not for everyone. (“Hello Sisyphus’ Stone and nonpolar, I’m looking in your directions.”)
You may not find all the cool talk about how floor-licking, snot-hanging drunk you got last night (though you’ll probably find something of that order at some point). You may have a hard time getting anyone to seriously acknowledge you should you chOOz 2 n-gage n n3tsp33k (did I do that right? I’m not especially fluent). But you will be hard pressed – nay, completely flustered – to find another board on this 'Net with the depth and breadth of experience, knowledge, humour, intelligence, ingenuity, wit, charm, and candor that you will find here.
Posts range from outrageous to touching and gripping to strangely amusing.
So, if you decide that you like us and want to stick around, we’ll probably be happy to have you. If not, we’re pretty much ok with that too. Of course, by “we”, I mean “me”, cuz 1m n0t ab0u7 7o sp33k 4 thees weerdoze.
On the contrary, I think this thread alone could be a test. If you can deal with the gold-plated dong jokes, the silliness, and the implications about the goats in other threads, you’re suited for us.
If not, then bye-bye.
All I have to say is: :eek:
Nah. I want to jump the Platinum and go straight to being a TITANIUM Dong Member!
Guys, I think we missed an opportunity to talk to e. e. cummings, as channelled through a WB soap opera cast-member!
That was brilliant.
wy do i post here
i do not know
praps cuz the voices
tell me so
i shudnt rilly think too hard
or fret about my girth
i only have to tel myself
i got my munnys wurth
the thread that ‘redeem your board and tell me what is actually cool about it’
looks like iampunha’s got another sock puppet
Well, my dear hip, savory friend, the boards aren’t cool because they’re “cool”, they’re cool because, for the most part, they are the way we like them. Is the SDMB for everybody? No. I think finding a “home board” is a lot like finding a real home. Some folks like big old farmhouses in the middle of nowhere. If that’s you, you’d be hard-pressed to convince a happy city dweller that living in the middle of nowhere is a good thing. If you love NYC, you’d probably hate living in the country and vice versa.
In short, I don’t think we can convince you the SDMB is cool. The 30-day free trial is there so you can decide for yourself. If it’s not to your taste, there’s probably an MB somewhere on the 'net that is.
Best of luck finding your niche!
This is *way * too reasonable and rational. Stop it.
Well, that’s the thing with them Ba’hai people. Always so darn agreeable…
Actually, I believe our admin need the cheddah to pay the billz. No one is going to take you seriously if you don’t make an effort to spell things correctly. Goodness me, no!
That might be a little steep for everybody. How about a $49.95 Plaster Caster Membership?
As to why we post here, for me at least it’s the easiest way to get a daily dose of MST3K, Python and Pratchett references.
Not to mention dongs. 