:smack: Er…that’s not exactly what I meant.
I don’t know if I could afford all these rare earth mineral dongs. Perhaps I could simply request and Iron Dong?
Go, on give it a try you might like it.
Cluicon an Iron dong would rust! Aluminium would be a safer bet.
btw my latest bank card has been upgraded from platinum to translucent blue. This is a clear sign that an Ice Blue Jelly Dong trumps a mere platinum dong.
Heh heh heh, Rusty Dong…at your service…
“Fukui-san! Iron Dong Clurican has switched from the Reverse Cowgirl position to the Piledriver! The challenger must really be feeling the pressure now!”
I feel I am being Kept Down by The Man because I am Dong-less.
<Voice synthesizer ON>
I AM IRON DONG…
<Voice synthesizer OFF>
Like a dong-less cowboy
Posting like a fool
in a star-spangled message board…
Why do I post here? Silly question.
I’m addicted, of course.
Pamela? Is that you?? 
I met her at a book signing lo, these many years ago. Very cool. She babysat for Frank Zappa.
Please don’t tell me she’s got little plaster dong casts of Dweezil and Ahmed!
Isn’t Gold Dong Member redundant? Oh, and for those playing along at home, don’t rain down hellfire on the new member – perhaps he’s just looking for some new kind of thinking. Watch this space!
With profuse apologies to Shirley Bassey.
Gold Dong Member!
He’s the man, the man with the redundant name.
That is so lame.
Such doper is he.
Beckons you to enter his basement for a game.
But don’t go in.
Golden (unmentionable) he will pour in your ear,
But his lies can’t disguise what you fear,
For a golden girl knows when he’s kissed her,
It’s D&D forevermore.
Mister Gold Dong Member.
Pretty girl beware of this Dong of Gold
This schlong is not cold.
Its a two inch heat burnin’ missssssssile!
He loves only his Schwanz,
It fits in his pants.
With plenty of roooooom left ooooovvvvver!
Well if we’re breaking into song now…
{Hal Briston Intro}
I am Iron Dong
Ripping off a great Black Sabbath song
Out loud I have cussed
Like Bippy said it’s begun to rust…
Nobody wants it…
Tetanus shots are involved
WD-40…
Isn’t helping at all
Now I’ll end this song
should have gone and got the Gold Member Dong
Turn my head and cough
Somebody help me get this danged thing off…
I didn’t know sharks came in platinum.
and u can quit anytime u like right
apparently the knew birth control pills werk 2 well as u only get 4 periods a year
use them wisely
Because.
(It’s a reason! Shut up.)
As long as you don’t live in Texas (? or was it Alabama ) you can buy one at your local adult book store.
FYI Chocolate covered dongs are called Ding Dong.
How long until there’s a board member called Gold Dong Member?
Not long.
*snort