And if he is Tall Mandarin,his name can be Long Duck Gold Dong Member
Actually, I don’t post here. I’m just a pigment of your imagination.
Assuming The Man is The Perfect Golden Dong, I’d say it’s more appropriate that you’re being kept up by Him;)
[sub]Sock-puppetry? Harumph. I like to think I can invent a more colorful character than that…[/sub]
He thinks you’re cool, iampunha, and AFAIK he hasn’t even seen you nekkid yet.
Yeah, and call it a WAG, but I’m gonna say he doesn’t want to see me nekkid;)
They only sell the plain ones at my local store. I feel so left out.
More nekkidness for us!
::runs nekkid thru Harimad-sol::
[sub]sorry, hip onion, but the girls is calling me, man.[/sub]
I like SDMB for the indescribably beautiful lyrics. Thanks, guys! If we had a little weeping emoticon I’d use it.
Dang. Talk about prompt service!
I pride myself on being able to satisfy any woman in four minutes:D
[sub]That was really horrible. I apologize.[/sub]
We do not pay the bills with cheese
We do not do that, if you please.
The admin folk want simple cash
to pile in a great big stash.
Your gouda is no good-a there
Same thing goes for your gruyere.
We don’t want your brie or swiss
Your camembert we’ll give a miss.
The way to pay, once you’ve been lured,
is by Visa or Mastercurd.
mmmm…cheddah and onion gold dong…
Only four minutes? Where’s my stopwatch?
That’s the funniest damn thing I’ve ever seen. 
Four minutes…do you do it twice?
Frommage Poetry…there just isn’t enough of it. Nicely done.
Bravo
Your gouda is no good-a there… Oh, the genius.
Quicksilver river
of thoughts and words
Here I offer
cheese to Cecil
Silly Dopers!
the chedda is fo’ tha hamsterz!! they gots ta eat too ya know
peas out!!
I personally post here for the penis jokes. Keep 'em coming, guys!
Gold Dong Member. Heh.
Ha! You said “penis” and “coming” in the same post.