hello "dopers" why do you post here

Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
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He has a powerful weapon
He charges a million a shot,
An assassin that’s second to none,
The man with the golden dong.

Lurking in some darkened doorway,
Or crouched on a roof top somewhere,
In the next room, or this very one
The man with the golden dong.

Love is required whenever he’s hired,
It comes just before the spill.
No-one can catch him, no hit man can match him
For his million dollar skill.

One golden shot means another poor victim,
Has come to a glittering end,
For a price, he’ll screw anyone
The man with the golden dong.

His eye may be on you or me.
Who will he bang?
We shall see. Oh yeah!

Love is required whenever he’s hired,
It comes just before the spill.
No-one can catch him, no hit man can match him
For his million dollar skill.

One golden shot means another poor victim,
Has come to a glittering end,
If you want to get rid of someone,
The man with the golden dong
Will get it done
He’ll shoot anyone
With his golden dong.

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You’ll shoot your eye out!

83

I post here because we are capable of amusing ourselves for days, even after the Original Poster disappears.

84

Me too. It’s part of the reason, anyway. There are others.

85

I post here because A) it beats math homework, and B)Where else can I read two pages about gold-plated dongs and it not be porn?

86

Hehehe.

Heeeheeee.

Hehehehehehehehehehe.

87

:smack: Heh. Yeah. I said ‘beats’.

88

You want to request and then iron your dong?

I am one of the dongless, but I imagine that ironing one’s dong would be a very bad idea.

89

On behalf of those with dongs, let’s keep it to imagination;)

90

I think not, the “admins” generate most of their income through the Straight Dope escort service called “Cunning Courtesans”, which advertises in the Chicago Reader, and matches registered SDMB female members with men seeking intellectual companionship. True, they might steal your wallet when you’re not looking, but at least you’ll have a damed good conversation to remember them by.

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So how many dong would it cost to become a Gold Dong Member, anyway? Too bad this gentleman’s not still alive – he’d have been a natural recipient of the designation. Then again, this young woman might be interested…