Stay a week or two…
Stay the summer through…
Yes, and your effervescence. Oh hell, Eve, let’s face it… we’ll miss you for ever and effer.
Congratulations on the less soul-destroying job, Eve!
If you’re culling the good ones, I’m pretty sure we can expect to you be back to rant about workplace insanity some more.
(Now you have to come back, because there’s no way that the last thing I say to you is going to be that pedantic, darling.) 
Darn you, Eve. Just as my office moved back to Midtown, you’re moving away.
(Hmmmm . . . I wonder if they could be connected.)
Good luck in the new gig.
Congratulations and best of luck on the new job. It does sound quite interesting. Learning Photoshop should be fun.
The comment about removing the hyphens is the strangest thing I’ve ever heard. They look weird? Riiiight.
Have fun Eve! Come back when you can.
From one archivist to another, let me offer my congratulations at what sounds like a terrific opportunity ( 
)as well as my regrets that we won’t be seeing more of you. ( 
) Alas.
Have fun and best of luck in the new position.
Congratulations! You’ve been putting up with teh $h!t for far too long. Spending your days doing something you enjoy is important, and it sounds ilke you will. That benefit will more than make up for the reduced pay.
Go Eve! Don’t be a stranger . . .
Scarlett, confirmed HARPy*
*Hyphens Are the Reader’s Pal
No more Pwincess Pwecious stories?
Dwat.
Good luck, Eve. If you find the missing footage from Metropolis, let someone know, okay?
That would be Gweed.
The Theodowe Mawston or the Ewich von Stwoheim?
Good luck, Eve. I hope you find happiness in your new career - and environs. You deserve it.
“Happiness?” What is this “happiness” you earthmen speak of?
Feh. I’ll be satisfied with “don’t want to jump out the window three times a day.”
There’s a window? I picture you in a vault lined with filing cabinets.
Hijack
SHE’S BACK! SHE’S RETURNED! IT’S THE SECOND COMING OF EVE!
Oh there were doubters, many of them, but I was never one of them! And I took down their names which I’ll be glad to forward.
All the best Eve hope your digitizing computers have web access and you can log in occasionally on quiet days.
Congratulations, Eve!
This is the best news I’ve heard in some time, m’dear. I know how miserable you were at the magazine. I couldn’t be happier for you.
Oh, do I ever envy you! I love old photo archives!
What’s your next book about, Eve?
She’s writing about Vernon and Irene Castle.
I wish you the best with the new job. Sounds fantastic!
I still break into a round of mental Rhinestone Jesus when feasting my eyes upon well, you know, rhinestone Jesuses (Jesusi?) and boy do we have a lot of those here! And for that, I thank you.
Wishing you luck in your new career.