or Funniest Monty Python Sketches ever!
If you like we can all argue over which is the best! 
“…but I’m here for an argument!”
“Oh well this is abuse! Try room 206…”
No, you don’t!
but I JUST paid you!
no, you didn’t.
OH my Gosh… so many from which to choose. I feel like I’m posting to that “Most Beautiful Girl in the World Thread” as soon as I post I’m going to be like… “OH YEAH! OH YEAH! DAMN, I SHOULD HAVE SAID THAT ONE!”
But… These are the ones that occured to me when I read the original post
Honorable Mention–
Philosophers Soccer Match… Classic Python… the Greeks vs. the Germans. Confucius (sp?) is the ref. The end gets me every time, after the Greeks finally decide to kick the ball and score, Neitsche and Hagel both argue philosophically that the goal shouldn’t exist (LITERALLY) and Marx states the greeks were Offsides!
Spam/Ms. Neidelbaker Explodes/The Argument Sketch/The Ministry of Silly Walks/The Funniest Joke ever Written-- “Wenn ist das nunstuck git und Slottermeyer. Ja! Beierhund das oder die fipperwaldt gersput!”/Crunchy Frog. “If it doesn’t have bones it wouldn’t be crunchy, would it!”/ “Nudge Nudge Wink Wink… is your wife, a goer!”/Also, I’m not sure what to call it… Graham Chapman and one of the girls are about to make out when Eric Idle stops by randomly (Having met Graham Chapman’s character years ago) and he invites a ton of other people who ruin Graham’s night. “LAY OFF THE BEANS YOU WHORE!!” “I ONLY WANT THREE CANS!!!”
But for my money… the winner–
The Dead Parrot Sketch!!! “This Parrot wouldn’t VOOM if you put 2000 volts through it.”
yes, it would.
Constable Clitoris et one of those.
“Well, don’t you even take the bones out?”
“Well if I took the bones out, it wouldn’t be crunchy, would it?”
“We sent that last expidition up to build a bridge between the two peaks.”
“…the palandrom for Bolton would be “Notlob”!”
::wipes tear from eye::
…sigh…
Yes…I wonder if you might have ‘The Amazing Adventures of Captain Gladys Stoutpamphlet and her Intrepid Spaniel Stig Amongst the Giant Pygmies of Beckles’…volume eight?
NOBODY expects the Spanish Inquisition! Our chief weapon is
surprise…surprise and fear…fear and surprise… Our two
weapons are fear and surprise…and ruthless efficiency… Our
three weapons are fear, surprise, and ruthless efficiency…and an
almost fanatical devotion to the Pope… Our four…no…
Amongst our weapons… Amongst our weaponry…are such elements as
fear, surprise… I’ll come in again.
No, no! Not room 206. Arguments are in GD or the Pit. 
Its room 2.6, you’ll have to exuse him, he multiplies everything by ten.
I Don’t Like SPAM!!
Ah, I love the SPAM sketch. I also really enjoy the Funniest Joke ever written and the Hungarian translation book that causes such a wonderful stir. Tygr got me into Monty Python and I thank him greatly for it.
“I’ve seen grown men pull their own heads off rather than argue with Cyril.”
“After all a murderer is only an extroverted suicide.”
With props given to Spiny Norman, I think this sketch (Piranha brothers) is the funniest of Python. I still can’t stop laughing about it.
Oh, intercourse the penguin!
When I was an undergrad we had this routine spliced into our party tape!
It’s my favorate, because if you listen closely there’s a lot of very reasoned and subtle humor.
"“Look, if I argue with you, must take up a cntrary position.”
“But that isn’t just saying ‘No, it isn’t’”
“Yes, it is!”
“No, it ISN’T!!”
“I object to all this sex on the telly - I mean, I keep falling off!”
“And now the penguin on top of your television will explode…”
“Camelot!”
“Camelot!”
“Camelot!”
“It’s only a model.”
“Sssh!”
“You are all individuals!”
“I’m not!”
Mr. Smoketoomuch - “I saw your advert in the bolor suppliment. The ad really baught my eye”
“What a silly bunt”
and
“Mrs. Niggerbaiter’s exploded”
“And a good thing, too…”