Got me, did you? i’m in ecstasy right now with your hands all over me, so i might be mistaken. 
Well, I will be off the computer for awhile, so I won’t be responding to anyone else until late tonight, but please keep stopping in to say “Hi.” I will respond tonight when I get back to work.
I hope everyone has a great day.
Welcome, Bluemonchich! (I just know if I have to spell that name often, I’m gonna botch it)
My favorite color is blue, too (insert cheap cyanotic spheroid joke here)
Best wishes for a long and enjoyable stay on the board!
22, huh?
::sigh:: Oh, to be young again…
“There live not three good men unhanged [on the SDMB message board] and one of them is fat and grows old”
–Henry IV, Part 1, Act 2, scene iv
…I turned down a backrub.
JB, you said 100+ takes us out of newbie status? Thanks for the clarification.
Yojimbo - Dublin by way of Japan? Guess you’re just a Kurosawa fan? You tell people to press buttons? That Kerryman elevator training?
Welcome, Blue Monchichi!
I’m 23, I live in South Carolina, I’m a grad student. My BF and I have two cats. yojimbo’s right, this board quickly supersedes all other interests! 
Please allow me to introduce myself…
Yer pal,
Satan
I HAVE BEEN SMOKE-FREE FOR:
Two months, three weeks, six days, 13 hours, 52 minutes and 29 seconds.
3543 cigarettes not smoked, saving $442.89.
Life saved: 1 week, 5 days, 7 hours, 15 minutes.
I know what you mean, JBurton. We all know what a plan means; it means she’s thinking. And a thinking woman is an evil woman.
::ducks and runs::
::pokes head back in::
I’m 27, computer network associate for AT&T, ex-Air Force intelligence, live in St.Louis where I worship the Cardinals and Rams, little_tiger is my fiance, and I was just kidding about thinking women being evil women. Woman can think all they want, it won’t really matter since they’re always wrong anyway.
::ducks and runs again before he’s lynched::
BMCC –
Succumb to me now, they all do eventually.
I’m the gruff, tell-it-like-it-is, Navy chief whose had the board women dampening their pants for nigh on a year now.
The siren song of the sea is tough to resist.
From one newbie to another.
Hello. So where do I sign up for the back rub?
hehehehe. some responses:
Dry
Youth is in the mind and besides I’ve always liked older men. 
Lurkernomore Back rub line starts to the left.
Bratman
Yes. I absolutely agree. Beware.
ChiefScott
Um, let me think about that for a minute… okay.
DarkHeart
Line starts to the left.
I am so happy to finally meet you all.