Oh no. I’ve got to make some phone calls.
hello Kate.
i’m glad we’re friends. cookout at my house. you bring the meat, i’ve got spuds and veggies.
Can the OP count? One, Two, Three, Four, Five, Six, Seven… Seven Asses!
I wasn’t sure how much cattle cost, but I guess it never occurred to me that a single cow is worth almost $5,000.
Edit: Gosh, I hate to actally have a real discussion in between all the fun we’re having…but if one had a few acres, how much could one profit from raising a single calf to full delicious adult meaty-ness?
Maybe I was raised differently, but I thought “share” meant you had an excess of something and gave, say, half of it to someone else, just to be nice.
Or at least that’s how I’ve always shared my amazing beef.
You just give half?
What are you, a heckler? That was part of the joke!
Don’t forget to account for the countless dollars in psychological damage you’ll suffer from having to slaughter an adorable cow. And I had named him Steve! 
Hey, when a place has a 2-drink minimum, you end up with assholes like me.
No, I juts didn’t get it. I blame the cold medicine.
What a horrible name for a cow! He was probably glad to be put out of his misery.
It puts the sauce on its skin or else it gets the hose again.
I almost bought that video!
Kate is trying to rip you off - we get our quarter for $3
And it is sooooooooo good.
Or maybe she is selling golden calves?
If this was Kate Upton or Kate Middleton, you guys would be all over her meat.
I resent that skewering.
But if it were Kate Moss, the only option would be jumping her bones.
or udders
Sex-change cows named Steve cost a lot more.
I’m just not buying the “hormone-free” label on that hunk of beef.
Wow I can’t believe it.
Not since the days of umkay has the SDMB been shaken to its very core by the outing and banning of a beloved member.
I still can’t believe that Kate wasn’t really interested in getting to know us or possibly even saying “Hello!”
She was so convincing too, from beginning to end.
Regarding banning, I’ve sent a PM to Colibri.
I know that I am possibly fighting an uphill battle here in the circumstances, but just thought I should mention it here.
I have no criticism of anyone for banning her, I just think that the cricumstances could be relaxed here.