Hi My name is Sue from UK, nice to meat you all.
You can’t go around meating complete strangers!
Welcome, Sue.
At this point, I think we should take bets on how many jokes we’ll see about spelling “meet/meat.”
Once she’s introduced herself, we aren’t complete strangers: after she’s met us, sugirlxz can meat us.
Now now ----- be nice. She is from the UK after all; that may not be a misspelling.
Banned already! Newbies take notice: we take spelling very, very seriously here.
Huh, I thought my long-standing push to ban everyone from England had finally gone through.
::crosses fingers::
Scary.
I open this thread right after watching the Twilight Zone episode:
To Serve Man
I’m so confused … wha’ happened? 
Aw, she wanted to meat us. Stoopit moderators, never letting us have any fun. 
Larry tink stupit zeeba moderater not got enuf beer? 
I banned the OP because he/she is a spambot. I left the thread alone (other than moving it to MPSIMS from IMHO) because of the spelling.
So, there was more to the post than meats the eye?
Nonsense! I did it all through college!
The spammer was a he/she??
We didn’t have that kind of detection system when I was a mod.
Yes, it’s now sensitive enough to detect intersexed robots.
Its’ allweighs neet too meat end grete neu memburs!
The way people are talking you’d think the meat she wanted to do to us was pork. But the sad reality is that it was just that pork-like product, spam. Oh well, she’s gone, nothing to beef about now.
Isn’t Spam made of meat, in theory?
Also, didn’t “Im New Here” play in midfield for the North Korean soccer team?
Jeez Marley, I can’t believe you banned her just because she was a blonde with large breasts, was wearing a flannel teddy and loves to crochet in her underwear.
It’s so unfair.