Welcome to our newest member

I’m amused to discover at the very bottom of the main page there’s a small-type notice “Welcome to our newest member.”

At this moment our newest member is zdgshfdtjh – who’s already been banned and sent to the cornfield.

And now it’s xfhhjtrfxjtr that is our current newest member.

The name, like so many others, sounds like an epileptic cat walked across the keyboard.

Somewhere, there are boards populated by members who are taken in by the stratagems we see employed by spammers.
And that’s depressing.

Welcome to our newest member, zdgshfdh

Would that be the child of zdgshfdtjh?

No, same epileptic cat–his name is, “Socks.”

And if the mods can trick him into saying his name backwards, he’s banished to the 5th dimension, where the rest of the banned live.

And I’d like to welcome our newest newest member ghytuz. I hope he has at least the wit and wisdom that zdgshfdh brings to the board.

I had some hope for wofulum. But he’s streaming Argentina v. Russia, which is only a friendly, so… :dubious:

Actually, they’re sent to the Cornfield.

And now we have xilazowif

Hello and goodbye. Don’t forget to write.

Oh, wait a minute!

Now it’s zaboziv.

And now…eBethD!

Oh wait, that could be a legit new poster. Welcome Beth (I think…)

Yes, but I don’t often get the chance to use a Mr Mxpltic joke

I got it. Mr Mxyzptlk actually is a member in good standing, although he hasn’t posted since 2003.

Hey, we’re getting new drug names stolen as usernames!

j/k

And now we have vcxbhfdrfds.

Useful for hemorrhoids.