Anna? Really? You can have her, just means one less person I have to [del]murder[/del] be more attractive than to win the heart of Christine, who despite her marriage, is easily the most attractive woman in Master Chef.
I just liked how someone was helping Christine mime the motions of making tortellini
even though she was not in that elimination and did not need to make any
As for HK, I couldn’t (well, reall, I could) believe how stupid everyone was when Kimmie got burned. Don’t just go into a back room yelling “Medic!” - get your arm under some cold water to get the heat away rather than letting it sit there, continuing to sizzle away.
I really hope, for her sake, that Kimmy is a great cook, because she’s a terrible rapper. My 10 year old daughter could write something better.
I couldn’t watch that. I don’t have that much schadenfreude in…anywhere in me.
My Fella (I addicted him to HK) have this thing..the music swells, Gordon says "
And the person to go home is…" And we both scream “COMMERCIAL”!
Tv show and we get so much fun from it.
The MasterChef challenge. Was it more a reflection of cooking ability or if the customers prefer Mexican, Indian or Mexican food?
No need for spoiler tags if it’s aired, but yeah, as Clamenza was yelling MEDIC! CAN WE GET A MEDIC! I was like, don’t take her to the back walk her a foot over to that big honking sink and turn on the cold water. Why was Clamenza over by her in the first place? You’d think someone on the red team would’ve been closer… 
Yes, I know I’d never pick Indian over Mexican or even Mexican. 
Actually just looking at what they were putting out, I probably would’ve gone with the American. 2 burgers for 7 bucks? Damn. I think not getting that meat cooking soon enough so they were just sitting there twiddling their thumbs is the only reason they lost. It was quite funny how David kept saying “It wasn’t the burgers. It wasn’t the burgers.” over and over, when it clearly was the burgers not going on the stove early enough.
Well, considering that He-Who-Made-Sure-The-Blind-Girl-Got-Picked-Last doesn’t seem to understand the importance of cooking ground beef, it’s probably a combination of ability and tastes.
For those of you who stopped watching HK, I can summarize this latest episode:
- Shut up you bitch.
- No bitch, YOU shut up.
You’re both wrong! Monti clearly beats both of them in the looks department. Not only is she got, she’s got that extra sizzle in how she carries herself and has a unique look. Plus, I love that fiery red lipstick. She can toast my bacon anytime!
Monti is fairly physically attractive (she looks very similar to a server at my local watering hole, just a bit heavier and a few years older; If you are ever in Salt Lake, I’ll introduce you to her, as she could be Monti’s little sister, right down to the kooky glasses) but while I realize this might make me sound judgmental and callus, I think that anyone who would actually name a child Danger must be an attention whore of the highest order, and someone who thrives on the attitude of “Lookit Me!!! Lookit Meee!!!; I Flaunt Social Convention!!!” and so is to be avoided at every opportunity.
There was another really attractive woman on the first couple of episodes, but I guess she has already gotten the axe…
I haven’t watched many reality competition shows, but I think that Monti’s quote tonight may have been the most vapid thing I have ever heard on a show like MasterChef.
(Talking about a rival contestant) “I really think that Janet wants me out of the competition; Honestly, I wouldn’t be surprised if she wants everybody out of the competition!”
Wow, what the hell, a pizza stone?
Next week: “It’s Master Chef, not Master Bait!”
Between Anna, Christine and Monti, I think it’s a little late in the game to be telling us what we shouldn’t be doing when we have some free time to think of the aforementioned ladies.
Dude, you realize Monti would cry every time you had sex, right? Heck, she might even do it during your fantasies.
I can’t tell you why exactly but I betcha that her ex wanted to name the kid Danger and Monti went along with it even though she disagreed.
Monti has no place in my fantasies, tell it to YogSosoth.
I was out last night - who got booted on Master Chef? I don’t much care about HK anymore, this season blows.
Cowboy Mike & Tanya
I have to say that with the women on HK, it looks like the girlfights I saw when teaching middle school.
Kimmie - the bully that uses size to intimidate and talks about how ghetto and gangsta she is. Combination of self-delusional (everything I do is right) and might make right. Like a bully, she is always being unfairly attacked when someone stands up to her. Needs to be punched in the face like Sarah Silverman in Way of the Gun.
Christina - complete instigator then cries about how she can’t stand it. In some ways just as bad as Kimmie at creating drama.
Robyn - I like that she stands up to Kimmie. Her problem is that she alienated most of her team early on.
Tiffany - Always looks like that a drunk girl at a party that is half a drink from falling asleep. She’s like a jackel on a ribroast when it comes to her hate of Barbie and of the 5 listed, by far the weakest cook. When asked on a scale of 0-10 of her passion, she said 9. How the f**k do you give a number smaller than 10 as an answer to that question?
Barbie - In some ways the most hated character type in reality shows. She knows this is a game and is playing for the win both by subtle manipulation (telling Chef Andi the onions were too thick) and the psychological games. What does it say about the Red Team that the Manipulator is almost an afterthought this season.
Hey, we’d both be crying in my fantasies! And neither one of us would be doing it willingly