I’ll just briefly point out that most Australians have the same opinion/affection for Fosters that SDMB writers have recently expressed for Bud Light (politics aside - I’m just talking about taste - or lack of - here).
Fosters is not even an Australian beer anymore - it’s brewed in Texas these days.
UK, USA and Canada are all far bigger markets for the pigswill amber nectar these days.
Canada, eh? I resemble that remark! Canadians have a refined taste for beer, which is why craft microbreweries abound here, eh? A good Canadian would no sooner drink a Fosters or a Bud Light than a Bloody Mary instead of a Caesar! 
Jeez, that’s a pisser.
Great name for rock band: Drunken Wallabies
I looked that up to see if it was already a band. Didn’t find one, but I did find this.
And this: Stoned wallabies make crop circles..
Ain’t the internet grand…
Man, wallabies get around!
So no votes for wreckage from the Titan submersible? Too soon?
Yes, indeedas!
Much too soon.
(It’d take months for it to get that far.)
True!
India’s space agency chief said that the giant metal cylinder that was found washed up at an Australian beach was indeed a part of a rocket but could not confirm if it was from their launch…
“We can’t confirm it’s ours unless we analyse it,” he told the broadcaster.
He said it could be a Polar Satellite Launch Vehicles (PSLV) or part of any other launch but they would be only able to confirm it after seeing and analysing it.