Help! Evil Muslims are out to get meeeeeee! (For Valteron and Perciful)

[Rune]

@Zeriel

I mean this in the nicest way possible–you (and magellan01, in this thread already) are not NEARLY close to the heights of frothing insanity that Perciful and Valteron can hit.

Well that’s not very nice at all. That’s like saying we are lay slackers. If you aren’t frothing, then your heart isn’t in it.

[gonzomax]

Yes haters are correct. The Muslims have been in America with thousands of troops , blowing up our infrastructure, killing our people and bribing our warlords. They deserve to be hated. They keep trying to change our government into a Muslim friendly and horribly corruptible one. Yes. I see why we are mad at them.

[Attack_from_the_3rd_dimension]

@Rune

Well that’s not very nice at all. That’s like saying we are lay slackers. If you aren’t frothing, then your heart isn’t in it.

Try toothpaste. The dog always thinks I have rabies when I get a good toothpaste froth going, and he’s a dog, he should know.

[AClockworkMelon]

@Attack_from_the_3rd_dimension

Neither.

Actually, I liked the guy, so it would have been a compliment if anything, but in fact it was merely that the f-ing book was mentioned, and I had already noted in my mind that you had arrived just as AT had left. A complete decryption would be:

*Hogg. *
Where is Argent Towers to blah blah about Hogg?
Argent Towers is gone.
No one will blah blah about *Hogg. *
Wait, isn’t there a new guy who showed up just when AT left?
Wouldn’t it be funny if he were really Argent Towers and he started talking about Hogg?
Hee Hee.
That is funny, I shall post it.

Can we consider this dead horse beaten?

So what you’re saying is that you compared me to another poster?

[Kobal2]

@Miller

No, that was the late but unlamented Silverstreak Wonder.

Ah, my mistake. Apologies. It’s just that, while we don’t have that many blithering xenophobes, the ones we do got are really crackerjack to a man - so I tend to lump them in a big ol’ pile of generic contempt.

@Attack from the Third Dimension

I’ve been trying to teach Attackdog the Four Noble Truths and the Eightfold path, and I don’t really think he’s getting it. Although, to be fair, he’s cool with the lack of possessions and the begging. Y’know that Zen story where the leper’s thumb falls in the beggar’s bowl? He’d have no problem. I doubt he’d do as well with Islam though, especially the dietary restrictions, since he’ll fight like hell to eat a old piece of ham that he finds in the grass.

I am now totally picturing doggy burkas.

Anyway, we already have **Angua, **so assuming that she can sniff, we have our own Muslim sniffing werewolf!

Well, yeah, but she can only sniff during That Time Of The Month. The rest of the time, she’s just a girl. Nobody wants a random girl sniffing 'em up at the airport.

Nobody outside the Internet, I mean.

[Attack_from_the_3rd_dimension]

@AClockworkMelon

So what you’re saying is that you compared me to another poster?

No Melon, there’s nobody like you. You are…incomparable.

[AClockworkMelon]

@Attack_from_the_3rd_dimension

No Melon, there’s nobody like you. You are…incomparable.

Now what’s all this about a horse?

[Shot_From_Guns]

@AClockworkMelon

Are you more likely to be killed by a Muslim or a family member?

Survey says!

Family member!

Muslims with families are just generally fucked, of course.

@FoieGrasIsEvil

Band name?

Would not go see. Even if they were Japanese.

[Angua]

@Kobal2

Well, yeah, but she can only sniff during That Time Of The Month. The rest of the time, she’s just a girl. Nobody wants a random girl sniffing 'em up at the airport.

Nobody outside the Internet, I mean.

You don’t? Damn. So that’s what I’ve been doing wrong!

[Really_Not_All_That_Bright]

It should be noted that Kobal speaks for only a limited subset of men.

[jjimm]

@AClockworkMelon

Now what’s all this about a horse?

What’s the best cheese in which to hide a horse?

Mascarpone.

[Gyrate]

@Kobal2

I am now totally picturing doggy burkas.

“Barkas”, surely?

[Kobal2]

@Gyrate

“Barkas”, surely?

Get out.

[tagos]

@magellan01

The point, friend, is that some Muslims DO want to kill us but until you have a fool-proof way cull the evil-trying-to-kill-us ones from the peaceful ones, it behooves us—or those of us who would like to not be killed or have those we cared for killed—to be wary of the whole lot.

Got it now, friend?

Got it. Adjusting my attitude to Christians right now.

Hey - Christians - sorry - some of you probably don’t abuse children but you know - it’s really, really hard to separate the wheat from the chaff.

[Monty]

Hey, magellan! You do know that there are some Christians who want to kill other Christians, don’t you? What’s your foolproof way to cull them out?

Here’s my experience with Muslims: I served with Muslims in the United States Navy. The ones with whom I served love their country–that’s the US–and all it stands for. They were no less brave than any of the other Sailors on our ship. And the supported the Constitution of the United States, something you evidently do not.

[Doughbag]

I got a text message yesterday, regarding the reasons why Muslim terrorists are so suicidal, so here are somelinks:

Link 1
Link 2
Link 3

[Shot_From_Guns]

@Monty

And the supported the Constitution of the United States, something you evidently do not.

But it’s so inconveeeeeeeeeeeeenieeeeeeeeeent. :(:(

[jayjay]

@Monty

And the supported the Constitution of the United States, something you evidently do not.

Hey! Don’t you know it’s not a suicide pact?!

[magellan01]

@Monty

Hey, magellan! You do know that there are some Christians who want to kill other Christians, don’t you? What’s your foolproof way to cull them out?

Foolproof? Why is this suddenly the metric for public policy? Should we not have gun laws because they will not be 100% effective? Should we not take measures to prevent speeding, drunk driving, tax fraud even though we know that whatever we put in place will not be “foolproof”? This is the same kind of odd thinking that prevents us from building a fence on our southern border…because a 30-foot fence can be breached by a 31-foot ladder.

Do you insist on foolproof measures in any of these instances? Or any instances involving public policy at all?

[tomndebb]

@magellan01

Foolproof? Why is this suddenly the metric for public policy? Should we not have gun laws because they will not be 100% effective? Should we not take measures to prevent speeding, drunk driving, tax fraud even though we know that whatever we put in place will not be “foolproof”? This is the same kind of odd thinking that prevents us from building a fence on our southern border…because a 30-foot fence can be breached by a 31-foot ladder.

Do you insist on foolproof measures in any of these instances? Or any instances involving public policy at all?

You introduced the notion of needing foolproof way to identify “bad” Muslims from “good” Muslims with the only other option to be “wary” of all of them.

Now you are introducing the aspect of “public policy.”

It is clear that if you do not have a similar public policy to propose for being wary of Christians, you are displaying blatant inconsistency on two separate issues.