Help for Cleaning Up Those Annoying Blood Stains Left After You Murder Someone!

[Tuckerfan]

Looks like Billy Mays and his Oxyclean! stuff are your new best friends!

A team of scientists from the University of Valencia (UV) has proven that traces of blood in various materials are eliminated completely when they are washed with detergents containing active oxygen. The conclusion of the study, published in the latest number of the German journal entitled Naturwissenschaften, points out that these new products alter blood to such an extent that this cannot be detected by reagents used in forensics.

:: Rubs palms together fiendishly ::

[running_coach]

@Tuckerfan

Looks like Billy Mays and his Oxyclean! stuff are your new best friends!:: Rubs palms together fiendishly ::

aAND WHO’S YOUR FIRST VICTIM GOING TO BE?

[Mudshark]

Billy Mays?

[clayton_e]

@Mudshark

Billy Mays?

Oh please oh please oh please oh please…

[ouryL]

no

Vince:cool:

[Mudshark]

Vince isn’t as bad as Billy.

Billy shouts and points at me. Vince has that cool microphone thingy.