Whoa, that stuff really works!

When I got out some of the summer clothes the other day, I found a whole stash of T-shirts that I hadn’t worn in forever, mostly because they were dingy or stained to the point where I couldn’t wear them anywhere but in my backyard.

So I bought some Oxi-Clean, threw some of that in the washer, added water and the T-shirts, stirred it around a bit, let 'em soak for a couple of hours, and then ran a regular cycle with detergent.

Wow. Seriously, wow. One looks good as new, most of the rest are presentable, and even the two that were completely grotty is now good enough to at least wear into the front yard.

Is that you, Billy Mays? I thought you were dead!

That is exactly why I was so surprised!

It is an undeniably great substance.

I thought so too, but the “Billy Mays for President” poster is still in the window of that one place by the drugstore. It’s pretty creepy.

One of my clients once had a nosebleed while wearing one of his blinding-white brand new T-shirts. Oh, I thought, you will never have a pristine perfect white T-shirt again.

He had some Oxy-Clean. I was wrong. Amazing.

Noisy Zombie Party?

see the ONE time i tried using it i had zero results… of course NOTHING will take grenadine out of a hotel room carpet…