help i need an insult lol

hey guys i need an insult that fits the anagram HOG dont ask… just insult, or dont as the case may be and its not for me either its for a friend who is getting harassed by someone in a group called HOG and he is being forbidden from reacting… dont ask about that either :smiley:

come on, its not THAT pathetic of a request lol :blush:

Anything you can tell us about the person that makes him/her an easy target, e.g. fat, green teeth?

The request is pathetic, but the manner in which you made the request is even more pathetic. We don’t speak 733+ here.

Need more info on HOG…

Umm… Hairy Obese Gigolos?

Apologies to any hairy, obese Dopers who are gigolos. :smiley:

HOG is actually a group of people mostly… um dare I say nerds in a computer game where you run around and shoot each other. I personally have not played it but my friends (nerd) happens to love it. I guess the people form clans and they fight each other and have clan wars and all that exciting stuff. Anyways the HOG clan is openly bashing his clan and they aren’t allowed to “fight” back I guess. basically HOG hates them because they suck and get their asses kicked all the time by my friends clan, which happens to be “pot” and no I don’t know why.

Anagramming HOG into anything that even sounds remotely like English just gives GOH, OGH, OHG, and GHO. None are very insulting.

Fitting something to the acronym HOG, however, might work better. :wink: (As if calling somebody a hog isn’t insulting enough already?)

Horribly Odorous Girlyman?
Haggis Olfactoried Gimp?
Hairy Old Gardener?

How’re,my Original,attempts Going?

This makes me miss the online game Acrophobia, before its travesty reincarnation.

OK that’s what I meant, I had it backwards. I seem to go into the wrong end of things alot…

Harley Davidson… Yesterday’s Technology at Tomorrow’s Prices.:smiley:

oh, I thought you meant the Harley Owners Group

Highly Objectionable Grammar

Optimal Meat Grinder!!!
lackadaisical onion loop!

Smart terrorists fight unannounced.

Sardonic macadamia tube? :mad:
Vocal paper disk? :rolleyes:
Legendary mask tin! :smack:

Daddy Never Flushed The Toilet

Are you sure that’s a Toilet? I was just thinking that Daddy Never Fought This kind of Tyrannical ignorance.

I was going to address the difference between acronym and anagram, but since you beat me to it, I’m reduced to making this obligatory reference…

OGH Smite! OHG Smash! Fear wrath of OGH!

How about…

Hold On Greasebags!!!

Happy Once Gelded!!!

His Own Groin!!!

Hose On Grass!!

Horrible Old Geese!!!

Horrible Or Ghastly!!

House Of Garbage!!!

Hopeless Online Grilling.

Healthy Outcome Gone.

Have Other Guess.

His Orgasm’s Gross!!

How One Gargles!!

Hates Our Galaxy!!

Haunts Our Garage!!

He Offers Grunge!!

Hogs Of God!!

Humbly One Gasps!!

Hints Of Genitals!!

Hangs Onto Glue!!

Hip Or Geek!!

He’s Often Generic!!

He Often Gripes!!