Sounds like a middle schooler’s book review. I had a teacher friend who used a stamp she’d made. It said: This could be about any book.
Yes, I saw the other one! Same plot, same characters, same title, same crew, released on the same day. But damn, I keep getting them confused.
Did it have Dustin Hoffman in it? And Jane Fonda? And Judge Reinhold? Was there a chase after a parrot that had stolen an important document? Was it directed by John Huston? I think it was one of the Beethoven movies. Either that or Davy Crockett and the River Pirates.
Roger Ebert gave it one thumb up and one thumb down.
May I request that people put plot details in spoilers, for those of us who haven’t seen it.
Thank you.
Look, it’s a FILM, not a movie. One could fill an entire library with your cinematic ignorance. It’s obvious you were all distracted by the multiple instances of frontal nudity and graphic orgies that you missed the entire subtext portrayed via the mise en scène.
Still, it’s one of our favorite family movies around the holidays.
Are you sure it was a man and a woman? If it was two dogs and a cat it could be The Incredible Journey.
I’m waiting for the sequel.
I got to second base while watching it.
meh - it’s overrated.
Second base or the movie?
It’s one of those movies you really have to see at the cinema, preferably on a 70mm print. The whole experience would be wasted at home.
I thought I knew what the movie was, but the one I’m thinking of had a woman and a man, and they did some other stuff instead, and it ended differently. Plus, it insisted on itself.
So “film” is pretentious for “movie”? Good to know, since I’ve never been clear on the distinction. 
And did you?
-D/a
Holy cow that was it! Man, you guys are good!
Probably, but how would he know?