Help! I'm Trapped in MPSIMS!

The MB is apparently down at the moment, and I am stuck on page one of active MPSIMS topics. (well, I could leave, but then I won’t be able to get back, will I?)

I have been having fun, reading all of the posts I didn’t want to read in the first place.

May I show you to the exit? And don’t forget to tip the doorman on the way out.

Isn’t that something!! The moment I posted this mundane topic, everything opened up to me!! (with the exception of the BBQ pit. I still can’t get there, but I can smell the fire from here.)
How did you do it, Unc?

“You can check out anytime you like, but you can never leave…”

—Welcome to the Hotel Eutychus

…send lawyers, guns, and money…

       Warren Zevon