Help Mahaloth Get On "The Mole"

Yes, yours truly is making a very concentrated effort to appear on the second season of ABC’s The Mole. I have shed blood, sweat, and tears on filling out the very detailed and intricate application and have taken several photos of myself to submit for them. There is one final step.

I need to make a 3-5 minute video of myself that, “says who I am and why I want to be on The Mole.” Now, that would be simple enough but I want to make something that they will remember me by. Something that will catch their attention!

What can I do? Do you have any unique suggestions, whether they relate to the theme of the Mole or not? I will probably be alone with the video recorder, so try not to make it to complicated(crane shots, etc.).

Any help would be appreciated. I desperately want to be a part of this.

If you could rig a harness from the ceiling and do a ripoff of Tom Cruise’s scene in Mission Impossible, where he gets to the computer through the roof, that would be cool.


Find an empty field, and dig a really large tunnel. Then stick your head up out of the ground and squint at them.
Can you do a good Anderson Cooper impersonation? :slight_smile: