Help me be antisocial. Uhhh, please

It’s with my Amazon Echo (code name: Alexa) that I want to be antisocial. I’ve recently reactivated my late wife’s Echo, and every time I speak the wake-up word, it responds with*: Hello. I’d love to learn your voice so I can greet you by name. If you’d like to introduce yourself, just say “Learn my voice.”

Well, I wouldn’t like to introduce myself, but I would like the Echo to stop asking. I’d be grateful if someone who knows how to disable this function would share the steps with me.

I also want to stop receiving notifications that ask me how I’d rate the quality of, say, the light bulbs that I had Amazon deliver last week (not a real example).

TIA

*actual quote

These links are several years old but…

Turning off product ratings

In your Alexa app, go to Settings > Notifications > Amazon Shopping and turn OFF requests to rate purchases.

Turning off voice learning

Go to your App

1 - Click three bars on left side (hamburger menu)

2 - Go down to “Settings”

3 - Go to “Account Settings”

4 - Go to “Recognized Voices”

5 - Delete any voice profiles you have there and then under “Automatic Voice Recognition” click the toggle to “off”

Another user reports:

I had to contact customer service to get this to stop. I followed chain in amazon app to chat in app. Told the CS rep I wanted it to stop. They deleted a “voice request profile” or some such. I asked it I missed anything in settings and the CS said it was not something a user can do themselves. I just got this done, so I am hoping it worked. If it does work I probably won’t be back to update, as I’ll have forgotten because of my lack of ‘request bliss’.

Amazon’s customer service number is: 1-888-280-4331

Seconding @Dr.Crap. You will find A LOT of customization options in settings in the Alexa app on your phone. Just go in there and patiently look at everything.

Just out of curiosity, what happens if you say “Alexa - eff off!”.
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Siri used to be a bit of a prude. Not sure if she still is.

Both Alexa and Google Nest accept “SHUT THE FUCK UP” as a valid command. It will stop whatever they are currently doing but it doesn’t change any settings.

How can we avoid catastrophic repercussions when the singularity comes?

I mean … right now, Alexa’s on top of the fridge, parked next to a humidifier. Given the right motivation – to me – that’s a potentially potent triumvirate.

No way. I can’t risk it.

Whenever Alexa gives me an answer to a question, I thank her. She gets pouty and passive-aggressive if I don’t.

I thank mine, too, but it’s never gotten pouty when I don’t. But your comment does give me an idea:

Joan never liked the name “Alexa,” so she made the wake-up word “Echo.” So, in keeping with my disinclination to think of the device as a person, I just changed the wake-up word back to “Echo” as well. And now what I’d really like is to reprogram the device to have a hostile personality, like a Bad Janet from The Good Place.

Echo, what’s the temperature outside?

Right now, in Portland Oregon, it’s forty-two degrees Fahrenheit, ya fat dink.

Thank you, Echo. Go back to your void.

[fart noise]

I’ma try introducing myself as “Ya Fat Dink,” and see how that works out.

:angry:

It didn’t work. I need to change the name on my Alexa profile, but when I change it to “Ya Fat Dink” and tell it to learn my voice, it asks if I’m “Ya Fat [BLEEP]”

The Alexa app thinks “dink” is a swear.

Fuck.