Help me buy a belated X-mas gift for myself

Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
1

Ok dopers, can I count on you all to chip in to help me by myself a little something special?

Some specs:

0-60 - 3.2 sec
top speed - 240+ mph
mp3 player capacity - 100 gb
wide screen video monitor - check
matching tool box- check

and best of all
upgraded A/C- check

They don’t list the price (kind of the old “if you have to ask, you can’t afford it”), but I’m betting at least $1M.

I see that the SDMB now has 29,770 members. That means I will need …gets calculator… only $33.60 from each of you!. Actually, lets make it $1.5M in case it gets into a bidding war, plus I’ll need to hire a mechanic. So, that comes out to…a mere $50.39 from each of you!
So, cash or check will be fine, just send it on over.

[crickets]

Hello? Anyone there?

Crap. Maybe I can just set up a cyberbegging site like that woman who maxxed out her credit cards.

2

Well,

If we share the cost we share the ride.

I seem to come up with that each of us gets the car for about 17.6 min. a year.

Sounds fair to me.

3

Bah. That V10 motorcycle from last week kicks this car’s ass, at half the price. Then again, this is a two-seater, so I guess it balances out.

4

There was an Honeymooners episode where Ralph and Norton split the cost of TV and have it on alternating days of the week. So by my math each doper gets the car for a day every 81 years.

Where do we send the check?

5

…was a Honeymooners…