You can make your own much better. Just be careful when you are skinning the yak not to make any holes or deep cuts in the hide. Be careful scraping the hide too. Then you can either sew it shut while still green and let it dry in the sun to cure or just make a bull boat instead of an inflatable.
Here are the instructions for the bull boat, but you should already know how.
Well, People yakkity-yak a streak
And waste your time of day…
If you can’t find one and have to make it, you’ve identified your retirement job. I do hope you’ll kayak with the yak, though. “Kayak” is a lovely base for a palindrome.
Hey, if you can canoe with a cebu (or three of them), you can kayak with a yak.
There is a store nearby that sells inflatable sheep. They are, um, anatomically correct and have an electrical plug. I am not sure which emoji most accurately conveys my emotional reaction to this.
Qadgop, you want a flying yak? No problem! Which model of flying Yak are you interested in?
How important is the sex? I don’t know of a bull, but I can definitely get you an inflatable cow.
Sometimes I think the SDMB is the greatest thing on the Internet, and sometimes I wish I had never stumbled across it. This is definitely one of those times.
On a related note, on the Superman radio show back in the 30s it was revealed that the secret greeting to find out if someone was a member of the Ku Klux Klan was to ask “do you know a Mr. Ayak?” AYAK stands for Are You a Klansman. The proper reply was “I know a Mr. Akai”, where AKAI stands for A Klansman Am I.
Now I want to travel back thru time and be greeted by a Klansman, so I can reply “Is he inflatable?”
Regards,
Mr. IHI
[Palin voice]
Tell you what, I’ve got an angus inflatable. Put some dreadlocks on it and Bob’s your uncle, you’ve got a yak.
[/Palin voice]
[Cleese voice]
Does it talk?
[/Cleese voice]
(Carnac) May an unclean yak sit on your dinner. (/Carnac)
Aren’t all yaks, by definition, inflatable? Of course after a certain point you’ve got quite a mess to clean up.
I may need to settle for this. It would be more than adequate, if not my dream inflatable yak.
Other suggestions above are appreciated and interesting and amusing, but thus far miss the mark, or the “yak’s eye” of my heart’s desire.
And of course, by “help me buy”, I mean “help me find this item so I can buy it”. I’ve never crowdsourced anything and don’t plan to.
Uncommon knowledge I happened to pick up from some TV-program long ago: a yak is by definition male. The female counterpart is a dre.
Apply a air hose to this and call it good.
Ignotus:
And is apparently into hip-hop.
She’s looking good, Qad.
Call me Vern.
This is definitely one of those times I think it’s the greatest thing on the Internet, too!
“Eye” is another fine palindrome hinge.
Here you go.
Might cost a bit, though.
