do we know why he needs a inflatible yak?
Why ask why? 
If we knew, we might be able to suggest some alternative plan that would achieve the same goal; or maybe not, but we don’t know enough to say.
I hope it’s not a diseased yak, that means Johnny Carson is back from the dead.
Or at least the weird holy man has returned.
With your sister. 
How is that beer, anyway?
Found one. Not hairy but what can you do?
Hey, Qadcop – will a Real Yak do?
A real Yak? Sorry, thanks but no thanks. Inflatable or rubber could be considered. But no real ones.
The Abbot grows impatient. :mad:
From what I remember of the movies Abbott was always a little impatient.
You will be among the first to be struck in the cranium with the inflatable yak, assuming I ever manage to obtain one.
In best Groucho voice:
Qadgop wants to blow up a yak. Where he’s going to put the dynamite I have no idea…
Every physician knows the technique of insufflation. No dynamite necessary.
My brother reported that the locals in Nepal give you a funny look when you say “Look, there’s a Yak”…
(Which also reminds me of the laughter when the men’s/women’s rooms at a church camp I visited had been signposted (by a volunteer) as “cows” and “steers”.)
You know how long it take to blow up a yak?
Only about 15 sec more than to properly inflate it.
Yeah but the permitting process takes months. . .
Just a Mcdonald’s milkshake straw, and some duct tape…and patience (or should that be patients…)