The challenge - come up with a chemical compound that can be written with 7 numbers/letters total. The more obscure the better, of course. Bonus points and special consideration for anything that will make co-workers chuckle, while making the DOT blush if they knew what it was.
Approximately 80% chance I’ll buy the plates (if available). Given the humor/knowledge/imagination of Dopers, it’s a pretty good chance I’ll be headed to the motor vehicle office by the end of the week.
Also, if the second-best choice is strong enough it’ll be the tag for my wife’s car. Then we’ll have to debate how long it is before I tell her what it means.
How strict is your state about…subtle…modifications to a plate? I mean, when Alaska had a standing grizzly on thier plate, a number of us took Magic Markers to it and turned him into Smokey the Bear. The state let it slide. The reason: Get a plate that is C space H space N space O, then use small applique numbers to add the subscript. Most cops would approve.
Unfortunately, while this may be acceptable in some parts of the state, the local cops would be all over this like white on rice.
Grand Forks is a staging ground for padding the resume (add the appropriate accent marks) to get a job in a bigger city. Adding the required characters would likely result in being shot.
How about a simple “SPONCH”? Those are the six most common elements in the human body (presumably in most other species’ bodies too) - sulfur, phosphorus, oxygen, nitrogen, carbon, and hydrogen.