Help me come up with new "Apples to Apples" cards

I was introduced to the Apples to Apples party game here on the SDMB, and it’s a wonderful game! I recently found the My Card customizable cards in a local gaming store, and I am giddy with the possibilities herein. With these cards, I can print out my very own Apples to Apples cards on my printer, and they look just like the regular ones from the back. You can make both the descriptive green cards and the red cards that are judged.

So, if you could make your very own Apples to Apples card, what would you make?

I think “SDMB” would be a good card, but most people I play with haven’t heard of it. It’s tough to be specific, but not too specific.

One red card that we’ve made in our regular sessions has been the Chilean poet Pablo Neruda.

I’m not familar with Apples to Apples. But anything that may have a connection to Neruda has got to be good.