Help me come up with new silly slogans

Okay, we’ll crash it looking at all the other pages too, then. :slight_smile:

OpalCat’s World Domination Headquarters: It’s got what planets crave.

Opal cat world domination headquarters: we own everything, so you don’t have to!

OpalCat’s World Domination Headquarters: Apply directly to the forehead.
OpalCat’s World Domination Headquarters: Come for the pie, stay because you’re trapped in a giant spiderweb.
OpalCat’s World Domination Headquarters: Wash eyeballs before entering.
OpalCat’s World Domination Headquarters: A bucket of fresh pixels in every line!
OpalCat’s World Domination Headquarters for World Domination: Proud member of the Society of Redundancy Society.
OpalCat’s World Domination Headquarters: Put in 4D earphones now.

OpalCat’s World Domination Headquarters: You are reading a title bar.

OCWDH: Your Portal to Hell
OCWDH: Abandon Hope All Ye Who Enter
OCWDH: Whatever You Do Don’t Push The Red Button
OCWDH: Unicorns Are Our Favorite Food

OpalCat’s World Domination Headquarters: because 姫路 is still the greatest 中道.
OpalCat’s World Domination Headquarters fnord
OpalCat’s World Domination Headquarters: planting the seeds in the next generation.
OpalCat’s World Domination Headquarters: ready, aye, ready.
OpalCat’s World Domination Headquarters: a division of MegaMart
OpalCat’s World Domination Headquarters:
OpalCat’s World Domination Headquarters: yes, we’re expanding

OpalCat’s World Academy For Striptease Juggling
OCWDHq - Better Than Facebook
OCWDHq - Optional Modem Required
OCWDHq - We’re All Dressed As Gypsies
OCWDHq - LOOK BEHIND YOU!
OCWDHq - My Hovercraft is Full of Eels
OCWDHq - Wink, wink, nudge, nudge, know what I mean?
OCWDHq - Now in FRAKKING SEA BIRD flavor!
OCWDHq - Poking You with Soft Pillows Since 1998
OCWDHq - Try Virtual Bubble Wrap!

Opalcat’s world domination headquarters: a mystery wrapped in a enigma wrapped in fancy wrapping paper with a very festive bow.

OpalCat’s World Domination Headquarters: a dating site like no other! No, wait, we’re not a dating site at all.
OpalCat’s World Domination Headquarters: now with more pointy sticks.
OpalCat’s World Domination Headquarters: what, those scenes in those movies weren’t enough?
OpalCat’s World Domination Headquarters: branches in <classified> locations.
OpalCat’s World Domination Headquarters: you will enjoy what we have in store for you. Or else.
OpalCat’s World Domination Headquarters: please log in now.
OpalCat’s World Domination Headquarters: we are monitoring.
OpalCat’s World Domination Headquarters: just because we’re not here doesn’t mean you can ignore us…
OpalCat’s World Domination Headquarters: in 87 languages!
OpalCat’s World Domination Headquarters: just say yes.
OpalCat’s World Domination Headquarters: keep an open mind.

OpalCat’s World Domination Headquarters: Harnessing the Power of the Hive Mind

OpalCat’s World Domination Headquarters: Home of the Perpetually Accreting Disk

OpalCat’s World Domination Headquarters: Symbiotic, not Parasitic!

OpalCat’s World Domination Headquarters: The Domination HQ with a Global Outlook.

Oooh, I like that one!

OpalCat’s World Domination Headquarters: home of the Exploding Backwards Principle
OpalCat’s World Domination Headquarters: got your shots yet?
OpalCat’s World Domination Headquarters: chopsticks permitted
OpalCat’s World Domination Headquarters: You scratch my back, I’ll scratch yours. Or something.
OpalCat’s World Domination Headquarters: more thermal mass than an entire suburb of earth homes!
OpalCat’s World Domination Headquarters: 120 km/h or better
OpalCat’s World Domination Headquarters: clarity in action
OpalCat’s World Domination Headquarters: press enter ▉

OpalCat’s World Domination Headquarters: Ask about our specials
OpalCat’s World Domination Headquarters: Now with cheese in the crust
OpalCat’s World Domination Headquarters: Our tuna salad is made fresh daily
OpalCat’s World Domination Headquarters: You should really get that looked at
OpalCat’s World Domination Headquarters: Now in color
OpalCat’s World Domination Headquarters: It puts the lotion in the basket
OpalCat’s World Domination Headquarters: In your heart you know I’m right
OpalCat’s World Domination Headquarters: You can check out anytime you want, but you can only leave on Tuesdays
OpalCat’s World Domination Headquarters: Those aren’t pillows
OpalCat’s World Domination Headquarters: One small step for man, one giant leap for frogkind
OpalCat’s World Domination Headquarters: Smell this, do you think it has gone bad?
OpalCat’s World Domination Headquarters: It was like this when I got here
OpalCat’s World Domination Headquarters: Hey, Wha Happen?
OpalCat’s World Domination Headquarters: Now even fuzzier
OpalCat’s World Domination Headquarters: Because I’m the Mommy, thats why
OpalCat’s World Domination Headquarters: I will turn this car around if you don’t stop it
OpalCat’s World Domination Headquarters: Make what so?
OpalCat’s World Domination Headquarters: In a circus, right next to the dog faced boy
OpalCat’s World Domination Headquarters: We are extra runny tonight
OpalCat’s World Domination Headquarters: Please hold your call is important to us, but don’t get cocky

OpalCat’s World Domination Headquarters: Ribbed for MY pleasure.

  • 100% of people reading this have come to this site.
  • we know all the answers, it’s the questions we are unsure of.
  • come in, it’s cool inside! We’re air-conditioned!
  • please take off your shoes before entering this site; we just mopped.
  • as long as you’re up, grab me a beer.
  • if u cn rd ths, u cn gt a gd job proofreading for us.

OpalCat’s World Domination Headquarters: You’ve reached the end of the internet.
OpalCat’s World Domination Headquarters: No dogs allowed.
OpalCat’s World Domination Headquarters: If you want dominated, you’ve come to the right place.
OpalCat’s World Domination Headquarters: We validate.
OpalCat’s World Domination Headquarters: Damned if you do.
OpalCat’s World Domination Headquarters: Abandon every hope ye who enter here.
OpalCat’s World Domination Headquarters: Ours go to 11.
OpalCat’s World Domination Headquarters: Peace is for pussies.
OpalCat’s World Domination Headquarters: Your IP has been logged.
OpalCat’s World Domination Headquarters: Formerly Chucks.
OpalCat’s World Domination Headquarters: No user accessible parts.
OpalCat’s World Domination Headquarters: Jesus doesn’t want me for a sunbeam.
OpalCat’s World Domination Headquarters: Now accepting PayPal.
OpalCat’s World Domination Headquarters: Breaking seal voids warranty.
OpalCat’s World Domination Headquarters: Fixing the unbroken.

OpalCat’s World Domination Headquarters: saving aluminum pop-tops for charity since 1976.
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OpalCat’s World Domination Headquarters: chocolate always appreciated
OpalCat’s World Domination Headquarters: get back in line and wait until your turn.
OpalCat’s World Domination Headquarters: we use the whole chicken.
OpalCat’s World Domination Headquarters: Art. And more.
OpalCat’s World Domination Headquarters: it it were different, it would be something else!

OpalCat’s World Domination Headquarters: We’re #3 and we try harder. :smiley:

OpalCat’s World Domination Headquarters: We’re #3 and we’re very trying. :smiley: