Just my impressions of the systems based on where I’ve seen them and the people I’ve seen playing them:
DreamCast would have to involve cosplay of some sort. Preferably of characters from at least 10 years ago.
PS2 is jerking off while riding the subway.
X-box 360 is either giving blowjobs behind the 7-11, or walking into a room and shouting “I’ve got a bigger dick than any of you!”, then sulking in the corner and not talking to anyone.
Sorry, that should read “PSP is jerking off while riding the subway.” not PS2.
I’m coming to this a bit late, but I don’t see what it has to do with arts or entertainment. Hence, away from Cafe Society and over to IMHO.
Dreamcast: They tape it.
Or is that already taken?
Hmm…maybe “Dreamcast” could be a sarcastic “after action” joke, like if they’ve been all set up to have some wild/romantic evening of lovemaking, but one of them can’t “perform” (too tired, cold medicine, whatever), or “finishes” too early.
Alternately, oral sex while remaining mostly clothed…in other words, “dressed up all fancy, but peters out.” (Ba-dum-bum)
Roleplaying.
Xbox is when you masturbate to an ex-girlfriend. Xbox Live is when someone walks in and catches you.
You have defined Joysticking haven’t you?