It was a post giving the names of some animals translated from Chinese (Mandarin, I think) - literally, into English. The one example I remember was platypus = “duck-billed monster”. I found it quite hilarious at the time, but now I can’t find it at all! I’ve tried every combination I can think of in the search engine.
I believe it was in GQ, but wouldn’t swear to it. I don’t remember if it had anything to do with the thread it was posted in, even.
Thanks for any help.