Being curious about people over seas and in different nations, I obtained E-pals and sent them volume after volume of wonderful and witty descriptions of local and national life here in the States and would get a paragraph back.
They loved the letters, but, alas, mainly wanted to know if we Americans really did mainly swill beer from cans, wear bristly beards, have pot bellies and walk everywhere with guns strapped to our hips. Then they’d describe, in brief, their little garden of what?, the American Harley they bought, their 200 year old and boring cottage, current CD player and gripe about gas prices.
I’ve obtained MS back from editors with helpful corrections written in the sides, but nothing gets published and I am loath to use an agent. They charge.
Good luck to all of you whom are endeavoring to get published. BTW scripts should be Times Roman #10, double spaced, header containing name, title, page number, serial rights and date, cover letter included along with a stamped, self addressed return envelope to get the work back along with a rejection notice if rejected. Always include a © (Copyright) by the title even if not copywritten. Some less than honest magazines will reject the work, keep the script, publish it under another name and rake in the minuscule royalties. With a ©, they’re not sure if you have actually copywritten it or not and won’t mess around.
Unless asked, never send a MS on disk. They hate that. Most disks get dumped in the trash. Follow their submission guidelines also and spellcheck, spell check, spell check! Submissions failing to meet their format usually get dumped without being opened and bad spelling or messy work gets dumped within a few pages.
They don’t have time to struggle through your work and correct things.
No colored fonts, papers, or highlights unless requested. The less they have the fuss with, the better your chances are. Do not staple pages together. Use a big metal paper clip. They like that.
Never, ever use fancy fonts, especially script ones. The ever protective secretary will weed those out even before the editor gets his enormous stack of mail. They are hard to read. They’ll be returned with a form note if you provide a SASE, if not they get dumped into the huge trash can they give her. You might or might not get a rejection letter.
The days of sending in a hand written MS on paper, having a publisher see the wonder, beauty and magic within all of the misspelled words and occasional coffee stains then buying it up then begging for more are gone.