There are too many damned, unproductive meetings in my workplace.
I remember seeing a spoof poster that says something like “Feeling left out? Why not have a meeting!” that I intend to print out and stick on the wall, but I don’t seem to be able to pin it down online.
Does anyone have this, or know where on teh intarwebs I can find it?
Aspidistra, that’s the one! I’d forgotten it was so badly designed though. Might have to redo it myself.
Oh no. I think I need to set up a project board to kick off a cross-departmental meeting investigation committee, with a 6-month-long schedule of bi-weekly two-hour discussion fora.
I think we need a skills matrix to extablish best-match for this.
I started off with “Be better”, but subject to committee input, we have agreed on: "Be better (with reference to increased customer-facing paradigm shifts and multi-faceted service offerings in a global marketplace).
I got an out-of-office so I’m going to take an exec on that one. That OK?
I can’t do this without establishing the project board. Am I fucked?
I’ve convened an ongoing blue-sky workshop to discuss choosing the thought leaders. Are you free Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday and next Sunday morning?