Help Me Find This Man!

Mundane Pointless Stuff I Must Share (MPSIMS)
#1

I got pulled over last night for a broken headlight, and when the cop ran my name, he came back and asked me if I knew a “Ronald Barnhardt”, who had apparently been using my name, and ALL my personal information, when he gets pulled over! Apparently, the bastard has gotten 6 DWIs and DUIs, along with many, many speeding tickets, and other assorted tickets. Now, no cop has ever told me this before, and I get pulled over about once a month. The last time I had spoken to a cop was a few nights ago, when I wrecked my car in a me-only accident that was no-one’s fault. He didn’t mention it, possibly because it happened in KS, and this all took place in MO. All I know about this guy is that his name is Ronald Barnhardt (the cop wrote out his name for me), and he lives in or around KC, MO (obviously, the officer couldn’t be more specific). Does anyone know how I could find out who this guy is, and where he lives, so Guido and I can make an ‘appearance’? FYOI, I keep every reciept I get, 'specially ‘yellow slips’ with your CC#s on them, don’t post more than my first name on anything, so I doubt (but it is possible) that he got it from the 'net. I’ve worked at 4 jobs, only one of those can I think of that would POSSIBLY give out my personal info w/out my permission. Other than that, school records. But still, why would this sock-fucker pick me? Hmmm?

–Tim

We are the children of the Eighties. We are not the first “lost generation” nor today’s lost generation; in fact, we think we know just where we stand - or are discovering it as we speak.

#2

Go here and check out the “officer” page. There’s a familiar name in the VP slot. Verrryyyy fishy. :wink:

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#3

I don’t quite understand… If someone had been using your name and personal information when he was pulled over, how does the police know his name? And if they know their name and address, why haven’t they arrested him or dealt with him yet?

#4

*Homer: Now, no cop has ever told me this before, and I get pulled over about once a month. *

Once a month? Geez, I’d hate to see your insurance rates. :slight_smile:

#5

You can engage a PI or use one of the many online dig’em up services. I used KnowX.com when I had to sue someone a while back. It cost, IIRC, about $20 to get some background info that would’ve cost substantially more from a PI. A friend of mine was recently contacted by the Secret Service (Treasury Department) when they discovered someone had applied for and received a MasterCard in his name - perhaps they’re an avenue? You can start for free with an inquiry to whois.

#6

Homer writes:

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Ever hear of schizophrenia? Maybe you’ve got two personalities… both of them incredibly reckless when it comes to cars…

#7

I got your name off of the net: www.KKK.org

#8

Try checking court records under both your name and Ron’s. If he’s had all these arrests and tickets, there should be records of each case at the Courthouse. Also, on the ticket you got, it should have the officer’s name. Call him and ask for more info.

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#9

Very funny! You kids go play in MPSIMS.

#10

Thanks, Mr. Nickrz. Just ring the bell and we’ll all come inside for supper.

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#11

Ha HA! Yes, multiple personalities!

C’mon now, who of you doesn’t speed? Really. I just can’t afford a detector. I rarely get a ticket from it. And my cars a piece. Headlight out, fix that, then taillight out. Repeat.

–Tim

We are the children of the Eighties. We are not the first “lost generation” nor today’s lost generation; in fact, we think we know just where we stand - or are discovering it as we speak.

#12

You left out CD playerless.

#13

Homer: C’mon now, who of you doesn’t speed? Really. I just can’t afford a detector. I rarely get a ticket from it. And my cars a piece. Headlight out, fix that, then taillight out. Repeat.

Yeah, I speed, but not so much or noticably that I get pulled over. When you do 70 in a 55, but 1000 other cars around you are too, the cops just kinda give up. But do 70/55 on a deserted freeway (except for a cop), you’re nailed.

And I’m from a state (VA) where detectors are illegal. Says so just as you enter the state: “Welcome to Virginia” then “Radar Detectors Illegal”.

#14

I’m still curious as to how, if this person is using Homer’s name, address and personal information, the cop knew his real name was Ronald Barnhardt from KC, MO?

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#15

Well, it seemed obvious to me that after he’d been taken in, they discovered his ID and got his real information. But now, whenever they pull my name, it also has an alert for him, too. So we’re linked. And, AWB, you’re right. Lotsa people, you can speed. But where I’m at, there’s not. So you get pulled over, alot.

Anyways, the question is still how to find this guy and give him, in the officer’s own words, a “serious ass beating”?

–Tim

We are the children of the Eighties. We are not the first “lost generation” nor today’s lost generation; in fact, we think we know just where we stand - or are discovering it as we speak.

#16

So an overweight zitfaced virgin is after me? Should I shit my pants now or wait 'til I get home?