Help me finish this rhyme: "What can you do when you live in a shoe ..."

A girl I used to work with would say “what can you do when you live in a shoe, and all your friends are toes …” the next line was something like “move to a hat 'cos that’s where it’s at, or make like a boot & get laced”

Has anyone out there ever heard of this? It’s one of those things that’s going around & around & around in my head … and it’s making me nuts!!!

So I bust open a bottle of Cristal, and get freaky with dem hoes?

I’ve always said “What can you do when you live in a shoe? Move to a boot and get laced.”

Nothin’ about toes or friends or anything.

What can you do when you live in a shoe, and all your friends are toes,

Call the Doctor, that’s what you do, for the athlete’s foot on your nose.

Nope I meant Cristal.

P diddy don’t drink no cicso.

Hold your tongue?

I know, it doesn’t rhyme.

Save up your loot, and buy a boot, and meantime just hold your nose.

Just dig a hole and live in the sole

Act like a toddler and fill it with glue
Be glad it’s not a toilet 'cause that’s full of poo?

“You’ll have a nice dark place to kneel in and vomit when you have the flu.” GGGGRRRROOOOOOOOOOSSSSSSSSSSSS!
"Have a tea party with an egret,an emu and maybe a ewe.AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW, HOW SWEET.

What do you say when you move to a shoe?
Shechechianu v’kiemanu. ;j

Tie it up tight and **** all night

Is this a zombie resuscitation record?