They’re called ‘bl*w job’ boots for a reason, ladies! I put on leather combat boots, along with skintight jeans and a sombrero, and dragged my butt out of the house to the park. I noticed you by the fountain and I approached you with a smile. I even tipped my sombrero respectfully.
So why the h*ll did you slap me when I asked for a blowjob?! You’re not even doing anything, you’re just loitering in the park.
Awesome.
You. Do. NOT. Want. To. Know. What. Happens. When. You. Wear. Pink. Crocks.
Kinky as hell? Yes.
Good? No
snrk
cough
Pardon me, I think I just accidentally expelled milk from my nostrils to a point somwhere in Bangladesh.
That boots and sombrero combination means that your looking to get, not looking to give? Jeez, if I ever see that guy again, I’m gonna apologize!
When do we get to the r*m job flip-flops?
I have your r*m job flip flops, Ekers. You’re not getting them back until I feel you’ve matured.
Be very careful! If you mistakenly substitute shower clogs for flop-flops, it means you want to be buggered by a leper!
Well, as long as he leaves a tip…
When you’re done, I need my sombrero back.
If, years ago, the full description was “Joan Crawford Come Fuck Me Shoes,” shouldn’t that be a “Ramon Novarro Blowjob Sombrero?”
So glad to know I’m not the sickest person here. By light-years!
Where are you? I may need to alert my gay posse.
You must be wearing them wrong. I can barely walk around in mine, what with all the women clamoring to suck my penis. I’ve tried carrying a squirt bottle but it doesn’t dissuade them.
That’s not half as strange as what happens when you paint your feet red and yellow and run around barefoot.
Curls into fetal position those poor, poor baby seals.
Well, stop filling the squirt bottle with chocolate syrup. Yeesh.
It’s actually Magic Shell. I figure I just need a protective coating and I’ll be OK…
Honestly you’ve got a better case for complaining than that other poster had.
I resemble that remark. (I think this thread is hysterical.)
Did he have leather chaps on? That would have made your confusion understandable.