For those who haven’t scanned recent threads, this thread is a parody of: They're called 'f*ck me' shoes for a reason! - The BBQ Pit - Straight Dope Message Board
Folks seem to be having fun with it. Carry on.
Gfactor
Pit Moderator
Nice to know you’re concerned about the famine there, even if your mode of transporting comestibles to them is, shall we say, a trifle unorthodox! 
The natives still speak in tones of awe about the Nostrils of Ganesh.
I’m sorry MomOfAndrew. Don’t let the natives get you down. It appears you haven’t.
Good on ya.
Who are you, Frank Burns?
My wife just asked me why I was giggling while reading the 'Dope.
I told her I needed to find my boots.
You’re not supposed to ask outright. Jeez. That’s what the outfit is for. Just tap your foot three times and go wait in the restroom. And stop ruining it for the rest of us.
This explains a lot… I was wearing the boots…
Well, as long as you adopted a wide stance…
Maybe you should wear a real mexican sombrero. An urban sombrero definitely sends the wrong message.
Did you do the smirk and raise your eyebrows? If not, there’s your problem, you need to improve your communication skills.
More band names in this thread than in the 99 cent bin at Walmart:
"And now for the semifinals of the battle of the bands, put your hands together for
Nostrils of Ganesh
Rimjob Flipflops
Ramon Novarro Blowjob Sombrero
and
Buggered by a Leper ."
“And, of course, Steely Dan…”
Bryan Ekers has been here a long, long time - I don’t think he’ll be getting his r*m job flip flops back any time soon.
The leather chaps were in the bushes watching.
These boots were made for walkin’
and that’s just-
What’s that? They’re not for walking? I… oh.
And he’ll even let you keep the tip!
Will I’ll be buggered (but not by a leper please) - I should have read the rest of the thread before rushing to post. Damn it all
Disgusting, the lot of you. If it’s blowjobs you want, you have to hang out around a school crossing with a bag of candy in your hands. Pay no attention to the crossing guard, even when she threatens to call the cops.
Hey I know that crossing guard - she could suck start a Harley (actually, she once did suck start my pal Harley but that’s a whole nother thread)