It’s not the boots, dude. It’s the sesquipedalian prehensile tongue. 
I think I found your problem. I you just go with the boots and sombrero you will have much more luck. Although, in colder weather a poncho is advisable and you can do the Clint Eastwood thing and pull it aside dramatically to reveal yourself of course a good squint will increase your chances as well.
A Mexican sombrero is what you wear if you want to get a dirty sanchez.
" You’re clamoring to suck my penis, aren’t you?" should be a t-shirt.
Damn, can’t you folks get anything right? You put the candy(preferrably suckers) in your PANTS, not your hands. It not like feeding horses :smack:
I find 3rd graders to be the right height, but 5th graders are less likey to cry.
Why don’t you have a seat over here.
And when you’re done, you can say “Now spit.” 
Yeah, but I’d still make sure you keep your dick in the flat position. Trust me on this one.
thanks
this thing is getting crowded…
Is the AC not working? because its getting awfully warm…
Yeah, the first graders can’t quite reach.
Nah, its when they take their teeth out first that it gets good. For that you have to have a white daisy in the lapel of your Members Only jacket though.
What?
So I tried again, except this time I paired a sweet pair of jorts and a propeller beanie with my boots. I stood in the produce section of the supermarket for a few minutes, but the only thing the ladies did was point and laugh at me, and the produce manager eventually asked me to leave.
If I can just hash out the kinks, I’m confident I can get this right.
You just don’t see Kiss-Me Keds anymore.
Move AWAY from the cucumber section. Get next to the baby carrots.
Remember, location, location, location!
Also try charging them. People don’t want free stuff, but if they think they are getting a bargain, they will throw cash at you. Try 2 for one coupons.
Kinks with hash are requested in frozen foods.
Again, the secret is to go with just the boots and the beanie everything else takes away from the focus. Unless it’s cold then certain things need to be kept warm to avoid underestimating. Now if you move from produce over to the warm food section of your deli that won’t be an issue.
That’s kind of the whole point!
Maybe, but you should have seen the jorts. They were really sweet.
Of course, all jorts are sweet but they still have to be removed for the blowjob boots to do their work. If there is anything between the girl and the penis the effect is lessened. Next time buy a heat lamp and watch the magic work.
Obviously, I’ve been feeding the wrong horses! :eek: