They're called "bl*w job" boots for a reason!

[Mom-of-Andrew]

@MOIDALIZE

If I can just hash out the kinks, I’m confident I can get this right.

If you remove the kink, it will never be right.

[Hero_From_Sector_7G]

I demand kink at 10:30 tonight!

[Enniaunus]

@Hero_From_Sector_7G

I demand kink at 10:30 tonight!

Kinks aren’t all they’re cracked up to be. The last time I asked for one I got a transvestite named Lola. not the best roll in the hay I’ve ever had, but (s)he was absolutely smashing at Cribbage.
Hell of a drug, cocaine…

[elfkin477]

@MOIDALIZE

Did he have leather chaps on? That would have made your confusion understandable.

Thank you for not calling them “assless chaps” like so many do. They’re assless by definition, people! Stop calling them that! You’re not going to get your dicks sucked wearing sleeveless muscle shirts, either.

[elucidator]

NOW you tell me! A bag of five, $5.95, K-Mart, shot to hell!

[Malacandra]

@elfkin477

Thank you for not calling them “assless chaps” like so many do. They’re assless by definition, people! Stop calling them that! You’re not going to get your dicks sucked wearing sleeveless muscle shirts, either.

So I’d noticed. Or anything else, either.

[Really_Not_All_That_Bright]

@Gfactor

For those who haven’t scanned recent threads, this thread is a parody of: They're called 'f*ck me' shoes for a reason! - The BBQ Pit - Straight Dope Message Board

Folks seem to be having fun with it. Carry on.

Gfactor
Pit Moderator

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