I’m at work. I went to the restroom, sat down to do my business, and when I stood back up, the zipper slider had come off. I can insert it on one side of teeth or the other, but I can’t get both sides of teeth to fit in. I’ve been trying to slide both sides of teeth through the slider bottom to no avail.
Now I’m hoping when I leave work, my barn door won’t be flapping open, revealing the gaping hole that contains my junk.
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