For some reason this particular pair of pants has a lot of extra fabric right behind the zipper. If I’m not paying attention and I zip the pants too fast, the zipper gets stuck. This happens to me almost every single time I wear these pants, but I usually get the zipper unstuck with little difficulty. This is the second time I haven’t been able to unzip my pants. I’m stuck in my pants!
Last time I got the zipper too stuck to get out, I got so frustrated that I took my pants off (the zipper got stuck half way up) and cut at the fabric with a pop can. (I was in my dad’s truck in the middle of nowhere (read: Wyoming) and didn’t have a scissors or knife handy.) It worked and all was well with my pants once again. I’m at home now, so I can use a pair of scissors. But I’m too lazy to do it now so, for the time being, I’m stuck in my pants. Except this time, the zipper’s all the way up. And I really have to pee.