Help me identify this song. Also, where is my sweater?

Nope.

Cream or Belinda Carlisle? Either way, nope.

Nah.

Too slow.

And while I’ve got you all here, has anyone seen my keys?

is it this

and your keys are in your coat

I have your keys, you dropped behind the garage last night when you couldn’t wait to get in the washroom and went back there to pee.

I’m not quite sure. It’s either David Bowie or Vanilla Ice. Was that line “Ba na na na na na na” or “Ba na na na na na na”?

The latter. Although, I suppose under certain circumstances it could be the former.

Your keys are in your other pants.

The theme song to The Banana Splits?

It’s clearly this. You’re on your own about the sweater.

Ah, that was not it, but now that’s the song that’s stuck in my head.

So… thanks?

And I found my keys, but now I can’t remember where I parked my car. Anyone?

I knew your sweater would be in your car but it looks like I was too late to inform you of that. But now it seems after retrieving your sweater you have misplaced your car. I am not getting any strong vibes on this but I think it may be near a white car, or silver, possibly red, or maybe blue. Unless it’s brown … or green. Hope that helps.
As for the song, I was going to guess The Banana Song or possibly the theme from the Batman TV series.

Yes, the title of that song is very descriptive. When I found it to post the link, my browser froze and I couldn’t close it or pause the player. I thought I was in a Twilight Zone episode for a minute.

Okay my car is under a foot of snow; that’s why I couldn’t find it.

Here’s another take on the tune:

Deedle dee deedle dee dee deedle dee dee dee dee dee.
Deedle dee dee deedle deedle dee dee dee…

Anything?

Is it Eye Level?

The Banana Boat Song?

Nah, that can’t be it, otherwise you’d have a ***DAY-O *** earworm.
And, speaking of The Kinks, where did my spring go?

Nope.

Deedle dee deedle dee dee deedle dee dee dee dee dee.
Deedle dee dee deedle deedle dee dee dee…

If you can’t find your snow shovel, I last saw it in the trunk of your car.

I think the song is “Hail to the Chief.” You’re getting all wound up about the inauguration.

If the sweater had a slightly goat like smell, you gave it back to the boy.

I believe the song is by a gentleman named Benny Lava

I think that goat-like smell is me.

Why can’t I stop watching this video?

I KNOW! It is riveting. The song is actually named Kalluri Vaani by Prabhu Deva.
All of his videos have the same crazy Indian dance vibe going. Mucho entertainment.