I’m not sure about in Judges or Samuel, but I seem to remember a recently discover lost scroll that went something like:
*And Saul bespoke unto David: David, Yo momma so ugly when she joined an ugly contest, they said, “Sorry, No Professionals.”
Yo momma so ugly they filmed, “Gorillas in the Mist,” in her shower.
Yo momma so ugly when they took her to the beautician it took 12 hours…for a quote!
Yo momma so ugly that your father takes her to work with him so that he doesn’t have to kiss her goodbye.
Yo momma so fat she saw a yellow bus full of white kids and said, "STOP THAT TWINKIE!! "
Yo momma fat she jumped up in the air and got stuck.
Yo momma so fat her belly button’s got an echo.
Yo momma so stupid she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.
Yo momma so stupid it took her 2 hours to watch 60 minutes.
Yo momma so poor, she bounces food stamps!!
Yo Momma so poor when I saw her kicking a can down the street, I asked her what she was doing, and she said, “Moving.”
Yo Momma so poor when she goes to KFC, she has to lick other people’s fingers!
Yo Momma so poor I walked into your house and 3 roaches tripped me & tried to take my wallet!
Not sure if that’s what you were looking for.